Aquaventure. Non-stop Water. Non-stop Fun.

The things we do for kids-extreme water sliding amongst the sharks at Atlantis in the Bahamas for Easter. Without being too glib and condescending, how can you describe the depraved level of kitsch and bad taste? The Dale Chihuly’s in the casino (you must pass through to the beach) look downright da Vincian. Enough to make John Waters puke. Is it my imagination or are we getting fatter and uglier?

Kenny Schachter